Discover the Strongest Muscle in Your Body | Angry Masterji's Hilarious Revelation
Table of Contents
- Introduction
- The Unforgettable Encounter
- The Teacher's Day Bonus
- The Celebration Begins
- A Demand for Cold Gulab Jamuns
- Concerns About Missing Work
- Dreams of Becoming a Gol Gappa Hawker
- The Importance of Having Two Children
- The Lazy Son's Future Plans
- The Disappointing Reality of Students' Education
- The Strongest Muscles in the Human Body
- A Hilarious Misunderstanding
- Inappropriate Remarks and Reactions
- The Importance of Respecting Others
- Conclusion
The Unforgettable Encounter
Oh, you're here... Come, come, come. Greetings! Come, son, come. Have I seen you somewhere? Ever visited the red light district? Sir! He's come with me before. You've met him. He jumbles up a few alphabets when he talks. Right, right. He is the same one who you brought as your uncle once? I haven't forgotten. I'm not that easy to forget either.
The Teacher's Day Bonus
You're looking very happy, sir. What's up? Something truly unique has happened today. I told you Japanese oil really works... What Japanese oil? I'm talking about this cheque. Salary cheque, sir? Teacher's Day Bonus. Great! Congratulations! How much did you get? Who are you, my wife? She looks like bugs bunny too, is it? But this is such a nice gesture. Teachers anyway are paid so little... Doing this the school has given the much-needed encouragement. Some teachers give tutions for extra money. They are smart, they know no one comes to school to study. Don't study, your future is in danger. God knows, I have given free tuitions to so many kids. They are the same ones who smoke up right next to the bus stop. How do we care, who does what?
The Celebration Begins
Such a big day, sir, you've got a bonus too. Where's the party? Yes, of course. Oh, he's here. Piping hot Gulab Jamuns for all. I'll have them cold. Why don't you have an ice cream then? Why don't you eat shit? Behave yourself. I want to have cold Gulab Jamuns. Samir, don't talk like this please. But, I want to have cold Gulab Jamuns. Anyway, you tell me... what do you get paid for? I've been wanting to have milk for the past two days... And you've been AWOL. Why? Oh, the wife is not well. So sad. So you could've gotten Buffaloes milk?!!?! You idiot, his wife wasn't well so he had to take an off. Why am I even trying Why don't you stay shut please?
Dreams of Becoming a Gol Gappa Hawker
Sir, I'm really worried about his future. Now?! Finally?! I was sure from day one that he'll become nothing... but a Gol Gappa street hawker. Will definitely earn more than he does. Yes, of course. First make a hole in the Gol Gappas, then put them in the water. On top of that, add Tamarind sauce and some spicy chutney, then serve it. What is your mouth watering for? Nothing, nothing... go on with your rant. Then give them that spicy water. That'll be too spicy for them so give them a plain 'papdi'. Listen, hire him for your stall, he seems experienced. I have no dreams like that. And this guy is so useless I'm sure if I ask him where do you feel the burn, he'll say, assle. You idiot, in the mouth. why did I bother explaining again*
The Importance of Having Two Children
You just have one child? Yup, this is the only one. Why? Elders have said for this very reason, have two kids... Because the elder one is going to turn out to be a total loser. Oh, so where is your younger brother? Shut up. Dad, Professor... see I don't want to do anything which is stressful... Or that which involves a lot of hard work. I want others to work hard which pays me. So son, do something, rub some lube on yourself and turn around and lie down. Don't want to do hard work. One doesn't need to study too much to be well-respected. One can educate themselves by reading novels too, right? Okay, like which ones? Chetan Bhagat. This is exactly why I want the students' intellect to be evolved. And which ones have you read? 50 Shades of Grey. What happens in that? B.D.S.M. B.D.S.M as in? PG18 translation. What? The entire generation's mind is completely elsewhere. You will not believe this, according to a survey, 60% of students are just busy trying to woo a girl. According to another survey, 70% of students can't pass an exam without cheating. Another survey says 90% of students are wayward and lost. And according to a pimp, we are still stuck. You're very shameless. Sir, please let it go... No no, wait.
The Strongest Muscles in the Human Body
What have you studied, till date? Biology Honors. Okay... Which is the strongest part of our body? After meeting the girlfriend? Just look at this guy... Mind only works in one direction. Nowadays... There are three types of muscles in the body. Cardiac, smooth, and skeletal. Cardiac muscles make up the wall of the heart and are responsible for the forceful contraction of the heart. Smooth muscle makes up the wall of the intestine, uterus, blood vessels, and the internal muscles of the eye. Skeletal muscles are joined to the bone and in some areas the skin. Smooth muscles make up the wall of the intestine, uterus, blood vessels, and the internal muscles... The only South Indian word every North Indian knows Contraction of the skeletal muscles helps limbs and other body parts move. There are 5 strongest muscles in the human body, external muscles of the eye, Gluteus maximus, heart. Masseter. Muscles of the uterus. Soleus.... and the tongue. Didn't understand, but loved it. Yes, yes, the tongue is there. Yeah, you must've licked the principal's ass using that only to get your cheque. What he said. I've earned it with my own effort. Do you know how hard I've had to work in what positions? Doggy-style? Please work on the company you keep. Please listen to what he has to say... Sir, you go on. Don't run after girls. Girls who are older than you, consider them mother-like. Someone from your peers is like your sister. Someone younger, younger sister! So what's the point of our dcks, bro? Use it to hang a calendar. You keep your mouth shut. Or just hand it to him, he can grind with it. Whose son is this guy? My grandfather's. Sir, show me the cheque at least? Careful. I was really hoping that nothing fcks my mood today. But someone or the other is ruining it. Sorry, sir. You go home, have a blast.
Inappropriate Remarks and Reactions
Sir, if I start acting, in Bollywood... I will at least earn this much. Why don't you get enrolled with the traffic cops? There is a huge scope. You need to know how to act for that, right? Who'll teach you? I will. Okay, how about a quick demo? You start? Amit Ji feeling proud Shashi Kapoor is confused 'The entire corridor heard two things, the cheque getting torn and Babli sir's new assh*le being born. The cheque was issued again, but I swore to myself... I'm never bringing this guy back to the school.
